Americans have taken to social media in the millions to loudly yell that the assassination attempt on former President turned convicted felon, Donald Trump, was a conspiracy.
Despite the Nation still having no idea whether the last successful Presidential assassination that occurred in 1963 was also in fact a conspiracy.
”It’s got to be a conspiracy, I mean come on, there are more red flags here than a Chinese President’s press conference,” said avid conspiracy theorist Ivan Neckbeard. ”Now we just need to find out who had probable cause.”
”It could be anyone, Democrats, the Illuminati, Major League Baseball a disgruntled former contestant on the Apprentice, literally anyone.”
When asked why the Nation was so quick to assume that it was a conspiracy theory given that the country is awash with guns, Ivan Neckbeard said: ”The fact that you are trying to hose down talk of a conspiracy leads me to believe that you are in on it.”
Who do you work for? Major League Baseball, Biden, are you a lizard?”
”I gotta go, I have Tik Tok’s to record Vlog’s to film, I’m going viral baby.”
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