Newly married billionaire, Rupert Murdoch, has told acquaintances that he is regretting talking to fellow billionaire parent, Gina Rinehart, about what to do with his kids.
”Bloody Gina, told me not to talk to my kids but rather take ’em to court,” said the billionaire one-time Australian. ”Why on earth did I listen to her, you’d have thought I’d have had my guard up after she answered the phone yelling mine.”
”Oh well, what’s a lawsuit or two between friends, or family.”
When asked why a man in his 90’s was so concerned with suing his kids, rather than say enjoying the time he had left, the Montgomery Burns cosplayer said: ”A man of my stature and wealth can live forever.”
”It’s amazing what you can pick up on the dark web these days, what do you know about stem cells?”
”Forget that, besides, I can just tap any of my opinion columnists on the shoulder and they’ll give me a kidney on the spot.”
”A brain however, that might be a bit difficult to source from any of my papers.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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