Unpopular Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference today where he warned the Nation’s journalists to stop asking him questions over his nuclear plans, or he would punch them directly in the throat.
”Where do these journalists get off,” sneered the Opposition leader. ”How dare they question me and my plans. Where’s the decorum, where’s the respect?”
”I tell you, wait till I’m in power, there will be no more questions and no more journalists either.”
When asked why he was so defensive over his plans for the country, the Opposition leader said: ”You are so lucky that this is a telephone interview, otherwise I would’ve popped you in the throat.”
”Nuclear is the best way forward for Gina, err, I mean the country.”
”Now, next time I see you I will punch you in the neck and you know why.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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