Sky News Declares Last Weekend’s Race Rallies Proof That The Governor General Needs To Dissolve Parliament

Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has told their viewers, all 6 of them, that the weekends’s race fuelled rallies were proof that the Governor-General needed to step in and dissolve parliament.

”When we have ten’s of ten’s of people marching the streets calling for the Prime Minister to resign, well, come on,” said Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”Albo, the people have spoken, do the honourable thing and resign.”

”It’s time Australia had a leader who can take us back the glory days of the 1950’s.”

When asked why the network was ignoring the Government’s landslide election win, less than three months ago, Mr Bolt said: ”Did they really win, I didn’t vote for them, Peta didn’t vote for them, who did?”

”I think it’s time this alleged Government went. I shall call King Charles and get him to act, like he did with Gough.”

Mark Williamson

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