The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has speculated today that putting sugar back in to coke, instead of high fructose corn syrup, may in fact cure cases of autism.

The President raised this point as part of a seven minute reply he gave to a question about the death of Charlie Kirk.

”I was sitting in my plane, Air Force One, great plane, beautiful plane, best in the World, talking to Bobby and it just hit me,” said President Trump. ”I drink Mexican coke with real sugar and I’m not autistic.”

”Bobby heard what I said and put two and two together, sure he came up with 8 but we can work with that.”

When asked whether he would sign an executive order to make Coke put sugar back in to their product, President Trump said: ”I don’t need to sign an executive order the people at coke will do what’s right.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Bobby has a theory that young girls may be the key to curing Tourette’s, I definitely need to be in on the research for this.”

Mark Williamson

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