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Reserve Bank Board Doesn’t Turn Up To Work For Seventh Month Without Anyone Noticing
The Board of the Reserve Bank of Australia have left interest rates on hold for the seventh month in a row, owing to a wager between board members over how long they can get away with not turning up to… Read More ›
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Athlete Easily Does It Without The Fans
The sporting community is in chaos after an athlete refuted every victorious post-match press conference ever given by crediting his victory to his own hard work and application rather than professing that he couldn’t have done it without his fans…. Read More ›
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Donald Trump To Build Wall Around Syria
US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to stem the flow of refugees fleeing the Middle East by “building a wall” around Syria. As Republican candidates attempt to outmuscle one another on immigration, Trump announced his new plan… Read More ›
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Petition Calls For Annabel Crabb To Be Replaced By Kerry O’Brien As Host Of Kitchen Cabinet
A petition calling for Annabel Crabb to be sacked as host of ABC1’s Kitchen Cabinet and replaced by outgoing 4 Corners presenter Kerry O’Brien has attracted more than 200 signatures. The call comes following Crabb being repeatedly polite and professional during… Read More ›
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Kevin Rudd Casually Mentions That He Was Way More Popular Than Malcolm Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and host of CNN’s Amanpour, Kevin Rudd, has been incessantly bringing up the fact that he was always a more popular leader than current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Mr Rudd and Mr Turnbull squared off as Prime… Read More ›
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Queen Treats Record Milestone As Any Other Day: Does Nothing Of Any Value To Anyone
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has eschewed major celebrations and instead is opting for an ordinary day of tax payer funded decadence and pointless ceremonial rituals to mark her becoming England’s longest reinging monarch. On Wednesday, the Queen surpassed Queen… Read More ›
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