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Geneva Turns Back Minister For Immigration Peter Dutton
An aeronautical vessel containing the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton has been forced to return to base after being denied permission to land by the Switzerland Secretariat for Immigration. Minister Dutton was due to land in Geneva today to… Read More ›
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New South Welshman Prefers Cricket Anyway
Stewart Harley, a 32-year-old Queensland resident who was raised in NSW has experienced an epiphany comparable only to the Damascus Road conversion of Saul of Tarsus (or Saint Paul, as he was known to his friends.) At about 9:15 AEST… Read More ›
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Zaky Mallah Devastated To Be Subject Of Media Attention
Acquitted terror suspect Zaky Mallah is reportedly “deeply upset” by the media attention he has received following his televised appearance in the ABC’s Q&A audience. As the Q&A scandal rolls into its second week, Mallah and the ABC continues to… Read More ›
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Federal Government To Means Test ABC And SBS
Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is under fire after unveiling a new plan to reduce the federal budget deficit by means testing access to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) and the Special Broadcasting Service (SBS). The move comes as Education Minister… Read More ›
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Unhappy Couple Vow To Use Same Sex Marriage As Pretext For Desperately Wanted Divorce
A religious couple who are deeply unhappy in their marriage, but concerned about the stigma associated with divorce, have vowed to divorce in protest if same sex marriage is legalised. Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah were married 10 years ago… Read More ›
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Australia Hit By Inflationary Crisis As Thousands Get Good Jobs That Pay Good Money
Australia is being rocked by record high inflationary rates today as thousands of Australians use Treasurer Joe Hockey’s $360,000 a year salary as a yardstick by which to act upon Mr Hockey’s advice to get good jobs that pay well…. Read More ›
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