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ASIO Admits Greatest Security Threat Now A Flag Pole-Related Disaster
In off-the-record comments, a source from ASIO admitted to The (Un)Australian that the security agency’s greatest fears over national security were “the ever-present threat of a fatal flag pole accident involving our prime minister”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been constantly warning against the prospect of a… Read More ›
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Australia Hoping Donald Trump Becomes President To Distract World From Tony Abbott
Australians from across the country are expressing their support for businessman, reality TV star and famed hair groomer Donald Trump’s campaign for the 2016 US presidency, in the fervent hope that “finally there’ll be a world leader more batshit crazy… Read More ›
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Apprenticeships To Be Scrapped And Replaced By Reality TV Shows.
In a move expected to save more than $4 billion over the next four years, the federal government today announced that it was scrapping the decades-old apprenticeship’s scheme and instead trades would start taking future employees from reality TV shows. Minister for… Read More ›
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Betting On ‘Hypocrite Of The Year’ Award Suspended After People Smuggling Scandal
Betting on this year’s prestigious World’s Biggest Hypocrite Award, known popularly as “the Bono”, has been suspended after a huge plunge on the entire Abbott government was followed by an even larger plunge on the Labor Opposition. Bet369.com spokesperson Mick Dodgey said bookmakers… Read More ›
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