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Shooters And Fishers Party Call For People To Be Able To Vote With Their Guns
The Shooters and Fishers party, a political group which aims to look after the rights of hunters and fishermen, have today called on the Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) to allow people to forgo voting by pencil and vote with their guns… Read More ›
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PM Lambie? Tasmanian Senator Eats Raw Unpeeled Fish
Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has wowed critics this morning and proven to the press gallery once again that she should not be underestimated. In a startling move described by observers as “positively Prime Ministerial” the former Australian Army Corporal bit… Read More ›
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One Direction Announce Worldwide Reunion Tour for 2020
“ Chart topping and let’s face it just dreamy band, One Direction, has today announced that they plan a worldwide reunion tour in 2020 after yesterday’s news that member Zayn had left the band. Zayn said he was leaving so that he could… Read More ›
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Malaysian Airlines Breathes A Sigh Of Relief
As the world mourned a new tragedy with a plane crashing in southern France killing all of its 150 passengers, Malaysian Airlines representatives were releasing sighs of relief rather than press release when it was revealed the plane belonged to budget airline Germanwings… Read More ›
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NSW Labor Spends 1% Of Time On Policy, 99% Of Time Looking For Images Of Mike Baird Sneering
Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›
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Steve Waugh Bitterly Disappointed About World Cup Snub
Steve Waugh, former Australian captain and brother of Channel 10 media personality Mark Waugh, spoke to The (un)Australian today about his anger at being snubbed by the Australian cricket team’s selectors. Steve, who retired from cricket 11 years ago at the age of… Read More ›
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