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Terry Pratchett’s Death A Blow To Assisted Suicide Movement
World famous fantasy author Sir Terry Pratchett died last Thursday aged 66. He had battled Alzheimer’s disease for 8 years and had become a tireless campaigner for assisted suicide. While his death has the right to life movement upbeat it… Read More ›
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Christopher Pyne Takes Bat And Ball And Goes Home
The Federal member for Sturt, Leader of the House, Minister for Education and all around happy chappy Christopher Pyne has today taken his bat and ball and gone home after a friendly game of cricket with his fellow politicians… Read More ›
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Abbott Wants A Balanced Budget in Five Years And Also A Unicorn
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today told colleagues of his desire to balance the budget within five years and also that he wants a unicorn for Christmas. The bizarre request came at a cabinet meeting in which the Prime Minister opened proceedings… Read More ›
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Unpopular Boy Killed In Car Crash
17-year-old John Smith was killed over the weekend when the car the P-plater was driving crashed into a tree. Upon hearing of the accident, his school mates and family rushed to social media to remember, in their words, “an unpopular loser… Read More ›
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Abbott Restores Divine Right Of Kings To Perform Miracles
In a move sure to ignite fresh controversy, Prime Minister Tony Abbot has announced the restoration of the ancient Divine Right of Kings to cure scrofula and transmit the Royal Miracle. The reintroduction of the ability to cure scrofula or… Read More ›
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MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Editors Back To Writing Headlines
Jam’ie King will no longer be writing the clickbait on once-popular mastheads The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age as Fairfax Media Editor Darren Goodsir promises a return to journalism. Ms King is the latest victim of the brutal Fairfax… Read More ›
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