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Weekend (un) Australian: Spill Fashions On The Field: What Will Everyone Be Wearing?
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Accidentally Pocket Dials All Government Back Benchers
The Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today told sources that in a series of unfortunate events he has inadvertently pocket dialled every single government backbencher. The incident occurred as Turnbull was doing a little yard work in his modest Potts… Read More ›
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Peter Greste Trapped On Runway Following Flight Home From Egyptian Prison
Al Jazeera journalist Peter Greste has been released from a 400 day prison ordeal, only to be trapped on his plane home following a flight delay. Greste, who was held in Egypt’s notorious Tora prison where he had to… Read More ›
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ISIS Holds American Sniper Premiere
After a heavy week of beheadings ISIS members are looking forward to letting their swords down at their very own Friday night premiere of the film American Sniper. Sydney publicist, Gloria Jenkins of Absolutely Anything PR, has been arranging the… Read More ›
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Dennis Jensen Upset He Can No Longer Eat Lunch With The Cool Kids
WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
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Wellington Won’t Bottom for LNP
Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›
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