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Australians Shocked To Learn That Northern Territory Has Politicians As Well
Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›
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Movie Based on Book By Pathological Liar A Hit!
The Clint Eastwood directed, Bradley Cooper starring movie American Sniper is breaking box office records and is being reviewed positively by right wing nut jobs, despite the fact it is based on a book that a court has found to… Read More ›
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Tony Abbot Breaks Reset Button With Excessive Use
The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›
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Sepp Blatter Declares Qatar Winner Of Asian Cup Final
Qatar has been crowned champion football team of Asia after FIFA president Sepp Blatter declared them the surprise winners of Saturday night’s Asian Cup Final at the ANZ stadium. “Football is about more than just scoring more goals in the… Read More ›
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Women Relieved To Find Out It’s All Their Fault
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
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Queensland Votes 2015: The (un) Australian Endorses………….
Editorial The chance to determine the government of the great state of Queensland comes only once every four years. It is crucial that, when voters are presented with this determination that they do so with a view to ensure a… Read More ›
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