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Tony Fitzgerald Warns The Queensland Electorate That People Maybe Elected In Elections
Queenslanders have been left pondering their state affairs today after discovering that pretty much anyone can be Premier. The former corruption commissioner and agony aunt, Tony Fitzgerald QC, DC, XP, warned voters, ‘Anyone can be Premier, even people.’ In… Read More ›
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Peta Credlin Suggests Rupert Murdoch Should Do His “Patriotic Duty” And Go Bake Himself An Apple Pie
The prime minister’s chief of staff Peta Credlin has responded to naturalised American Rupert Murdoch’s tweet that she should do her “patriotic duty” and resign by tweeting that he should go bake an apple pie and start gathering his fireworks… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Holds Conference To Draw Attention To Domestic Violence, Grilled Over Knighting Prince Philip
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has promised to consult more widely before awarding any future knighthoods during a media conference announcing the establishment of an advisory panel on violence against women. The Prime Minister stood by his decision, but accepted that… Read More ›
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Abbott Tipped To Appoint Prince Andrew Head Of Royal Commission Into Child Abuse
Following the success of his ‘Captain’s pick’ in knighting Prince Philip, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is tipped to announce later this week that Prince Andrew will be appointed head of the Royal Commission into Child abuse. The contentious appointment comes as… Read More ›
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Worldwide Terrorism Ended Forever After Arrest Of Everyone Who Waves Finger In Air
Interpol has announced that every terrorist and potential terrorist is now in custody after a series of raids world wide targeting anyone who waves one finger in the air while making a point. “We realised that we were getting nowhere… Read More ›
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Murdoch Promises Retaliation After Stock Analysts Mock News Corp Profit
Rupert Murdoch has condemned a Wall Street publication for daring to insult his companies diminishing profits. The News Corp CEO was highly critical of a Goldman Sachs report that contained an image of News Corp gross profits falling by 30%… Read More ›
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