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Right-Wing Columnist Andrew Bolt To Cut Off Left Arm
Conservative Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has declared he will cut off his left arm, as he sees no use for the left and believes its unorthodox ways are detrimental to the nation’s interests. Mr Bolt expanded further, saying: “The… Read More ›
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Sharks Close Beach After Dangerous Humans Spotted In The Water
Several beaches on the east coast of Australia remain closed to sharks after humans were spotted cruising up and down the surf armed with fishing lines and hooks. “It’s just way too dangerous to be a shark going about your… Read More ›
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Hottest 100 Proves Again That Democracy Simply Doesn’t Work.
Triple J’s hottest 100 is an annual countdown of tracks touted by the radio station as the world’s biggest musical democracy. The vote this year has been shrouded in controversy after it emerged that Taylor Swift fans were voting en… Read More ›
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Max Walker To Be Named Australian Of The Year
The (un) Australian has learnt from an inside source on the Australian of the year panel (Cheers Gilly) that retired Cricketer/Footballer/Media Personality/Author/Tweeter/Top Bloke Max Walker is to be named Australian of the year. This is seen as a controversial pick… Read More ›
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Buzzfeed Pushes For Tay & Panda Bear Pushes For Mediocre – Music Round-Up 19/01
Clickbaiters Gonna Bait, Bait, Bait, Bait, Bait – Internet list generator and occasional news organisation, Buzzfeed Australia, has started a movement to get Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off to win Triple J’s Hottest 100, proving the internet can be utilised… Read More ›
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Dave Warner Scores Enough Runs For Australia To Forget About Him Being A Tool
Australian Batsmen David Warner has had a glorious summer, scoring centuries in both the test and one day series; however controversy has followed Warner with him being involved in an ugly incident with Indian batsman Rohit Sharma. The incident in… Read More ›
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