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World Golfing Community Relieved Kidnapped Aussie Not Greg Norman
Australian golfer Robert Allenby was kidnapped, bashed and robbed over the weekend in Hawaii. Although shaken up, Mr Allenby is expected to recover. Golfing officials the world over were relieved to learn it was Allenby that was kidnapped and not… Read More ›
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QLD Voters File Missing Persons Report For Tony Abbott
Queensland voters currently in the middle of an election campaign have taken time out from having their babies kissed by politicians to report a missing person to the police. The missing person is said to go by the name of… Read More ›
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Facebook Profile Pic Shock: Man Not Who He Thought He Was
A 25 year old man in Albany, Kentucky has been shocked to find out that he’s not the person he always thought he was. Participating in the Facebook Awareness campaign where members repost their first Facebook profile pic all in… Read More ›
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Fred Nile: “More Guns Mean More Heroes”
Reverend Fred Nile has called for less stringent gun control laws in Australia in response to the siege at Sydney’s Lindt café in December. At the annual Religious, Right Wing and Righteous conference this week in Sydney’s Hills District, the… Read More ›
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Entertainment Industry Feeling Good About Exiling Bill Cosby, Treats Itself To A Woody Allen TV Show
After decades of appearing weak and forgiving of criminal behaviour as long as the accused have made work people like, the entertainment industry has a new, tougher message it would like to announce — “We are no longer interested in working with any… Read More ›
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Union Condemns ISIS For Using Underage Workers
An Australian Union has condemned ISIS over their latest video release which depicts a young child being involved in the execution of Russian spies. The Union has condemned ISIS over their use of under-age workers. A spokesperson for the Convict,… Read More ›
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