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State Govt ‘Unexpectedly’ Announces Infrastructure Project Days From Election
In a maverick move, Queensland Premier, Campbell Newman, today announced a billion dollar State-wide infrastructure project just two weeks out from a general election. The unexpected announcement is believed to be the first time a scandal-ridden State Government in Australia… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Refuses To Leave Room After Being Stressed Out By Cyberbullies.
Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying. “I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the… Read More ›
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Fred Nile Condemns Sydney Siege Victims
Conservative Politician and prolific tweeter Fred Nile has today condemned male Sydney Siege victims who ran out of the scene of the siege, the Lindt café. Declaring, they should not receive bravery awards as they could have done more to… Read More ›
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Crème Egg Recipe Changes, Sky Falls
Confectionery manufacturers and diabetes enthusiasts Cadbury, have announced that they have changed the recipe for their popular Crème Egg before Easter this year. Fans of the confection, otherwise known as “people with eating disorders”, are up in arms about the… Read More ›
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Al Qaeda Claim Satirical Website The Un-Australian Too Lame To Bother Dying For
An Australian spokesman for Al Qaeda has laughed off suggestions that The Un-Australian may be the target of a Charlie Hebdo style vendetta. “Get real. If I’m going to die pointlessly in a hail of bullets it’s got to be worth… Read More ›
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Terrorists Shocked Their Actions Making Life Harder For Muslims With Nothing To Do With Them
An imam from the French city of Bordeaux has called for followers of the religion to protest the Paris shootings, describing the event as “tantamount to what September 11 meant to America”. Imam Tareq Oubrou referred to the massacre as “tantamount… Read More ›
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