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People With Piss Easy Jobs Concerned Government Wasting Their Not So Hard-Earned Tax Dollars
Dozens of not so hard-working Australians have voiced their concerns about how various government departments have been spending the tax money that they raised barely a sweat earning. “I work all day long operating a stop and go sign at… Read More ›
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Won’t The Golden Globes Think Of The North Korean Children?
The Golden Globes, which The Foreign Press Association is considering renaming the Benedict Cumberbatch invitational, was marked by consistently unfunny North Korea gags, predictable outrage about North Korea gags on Twitter and Benedict Cumberbatch. The Golden Globes have been noteworthy… Read More ›
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Hipster With High Blood Pressure Forced To Eat Unsalted Caramel
Surry Hills barista Herman Beardo has had to put himself on a diet of unsalted caramel after his doctor diagnosed him with hypertension. “To be honest I can’t tell the difference between salted and unsalted caramel but I’d much rather… Read More ›
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Relief After Golden Globe Leak Revealed To Be Incompetence, Not Terror.
The golden globes may have inadvertently revealed the winners of this year’s awards after accidentally publishing the results on their website in what was supposed to have been a test. Hollywood has become accustomed in recent times to information being… Read More ›
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Greens Call For Bush Fires To Be Renamed ‘Regeneration Opportunities’
The Australian Greens have today called for bush fires to be re-named ‘Regeneration Opportunities’. Their argument being that the term bush fires attaches a negative stigma on a natural occurring event. A spokesperson for The Greens told The (un) Australian,… Read More ›
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Christopher Pyne’s Hat Stolen By Rough Kids And Thrown Out Of Bus Window
Federal minister for education Christopher Pyne has had his hat stolen from him and thrown out the window of the bus by some public school kids as he was travelling to work on Monday. “Two kids from West Canberra Boys… Read More ›
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