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Breaking: Qantas Flight Lands Safely And On Time
Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›
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Piers Akerman Seeks Treatment For Secret Chardonnay Sipping And Basket Weaving Addiction
News Corp opinionist Piers Akerman has confirmed that he recently entered rehab to try to cure a runaway addiction to the medium to light bodied white wine chardonnay, alongside an attempt to go cold turkey on his basket weaving habit. “I… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Compares Himself To Ronald Reagan
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has compared himself to former American President Ronald Reagan when questioned about his low rating as preferred prime minister by breakfast TV presenter Chris Koch. When The (un) Australian asked the prime minister to expand on the comparison, Mr… Read More ›
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Bible Adaptation Movie Requires Too Much Suspension Of Disbelief
The Hollywood conveyor belt, always desperate to adapt bankable stories, has been heavily criticised for what many see as an over-abundance of sequels and remakes. Recently studios have been plumbing new depths by adapting, of all things, the Bible. Recent… Read More ›
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Senator Lambie Doesn’t Rule Out Streaking For The Defence Force
Newly independent Senator Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un) Australian that she was not prepared to rule out streaking at the Boxing Day cricket test match, if it would help defence force personnel receive a pay increase. Senator Lambie is… Read More ›
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Rupert Murdoch Not Sure How To Tell Kids That The PM Needs To Be Put Down
Head of Australia’s household Rupert Murdoch is desperately trying to find a gentle way to break the news to the family that Tony Abbott needs to be put to sleep. “He’s been a good and faithful Prime Minister but the… Read More ›
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