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‘Tyrant Obama Goes Too Far!’ President Uses Creamer Without Congressional Approval
Half way into the final term of Barack Obama’s presidency it’s hard not to think of how his two terms will be looked back on. I’m sure the president himself would prefer people to think of him as a Nobel… Read More ›
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Muslim Hall Of Compromise
A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›
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Onlookers Unsure If Policeman Is Trying To Hug Child Or Crush Him With His Bare Arms
We’re all familiar with the police. Violent enforcers of the law. Untouchable killers. Huggers of children? If the last statement perplexed you, you are not alone as the residents of Portland were confronted with this very scenario late last week. Elias… Read More ›
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‘We Did It!’ Daniel Andrews Wins Victorian Election, Which We Always Supported
Daniel Andrews, the man we’ve obviously always supported during this election, so much so that it would be foolish to go through our archives to try and find evidence against that claim, has taken the Victorian Labor Party to an… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian Asks America: What Were You Thankful For?
As part of our ongoing series about America, The (un)Australian takes a firsthand look at American culture and politics to help Australians understand their obese older brother. We fight their wars and host their satellite tracking stations, but how much… Read More ›
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Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
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