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World Of Warcraft Player Inexplicably Avoids Ridicule
World of Warcraft recently turned ten years old and released an expansion pack entitled ‘Warlords of Draenor’, successfully creating enough content to keep addicts main lined. Local enthusiast Eric Orc (name changed by deed poll) took two weeks leave from… Read More ›
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‘How Can I Explain Ferguson To My Son?’
Tony Willis tries to remain stone-faced, but his voice possesses a slight quiver when he talks. A resident of Kirkwood, Missouri, about 18 miles (29 kilometers) out of Ferguson, the events of the past couple of days have clearly had… Read More ›
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Inner West Man Admits: ‘I voted for Tony Abbott’
At a dinner party in Sydney’s Inner West last night a man admitted that he voted for Prime Minister Tony Abbott in the last federal election. In a shocking turn of events Adrian Marlone, 43, architect from Marrickville admitted his voting… Read More ›
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Nerds Enjoy Fake Star Wars Trailer
The upcoming release of yet another Disney franchise juggernaut, Star Wars, had nerds all over the world drooling onto their keyboards as the first teaser trailer was released on YouTube earlier this week. Those keyboards were then smashed by angry… Read More ›
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Australians Put On Brave Face, Throw Party For Dying Music Industry
We’ve heard such feel-good stories before. Turning San Francisco into “Gotham” so a kid with leukemia can be “Batkid” for a day, or a kid with half a heart getting to fist bump John Cena. But perhaps the most heart-warming… Read More ›
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Conservative Commentator’s Call For Cut To Triple J Presenter’s Bulge
Last night’s ARIA Awards have been the source of considerable discussion after Triple J breakfast presenters Matt Okine and Alex Dyson appeared dressed as musicians Chet Faker and Sia . Okine’s version of Sia in particular attracted large amounts of… Read More ›
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