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Nation Holds Breath Waiting To See How Nutty Malcolm Roberts Replacement Is
Die hard fans of Australian politics are waiting with baited breath to find out if the well of nutbags that One Nation draws its senate candidates from is indeed bottomless. “You’ve got to consider that Pauline took a look at… Read More ›
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“Only Room For One Bigmouth In My Office” Says Michaelia Cash
Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
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NBN, Energy, Economy, North Korea, Drought, Ibises and Kevin Andrews Haircut All Fault Of Previous Labor Government
Malcolm Turnbull has admitted that despite moving in to government more than four years ago, the coalition hasn’t finished unpacking all the boxes and that any issues involving the roll out of the NBN, energy prices, low wages, impending nuclear… Read More ›
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Russian Cyberweapon Capable Of Taking Down Internet Sued By Telstra For Patent Infringement
A Russian cyberweapon that can bring down the entire internet with the flick of a switch has attracted a lawsuit from Telstra, who claim they perfected that capability years ago. However, a senior source at Telstra is confident the Australian… Read More ›
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“You Can’t Be Defamed By Show That No-one Watches” Says Latham
Mark Latham is confident of winning any defamation actions taken against his self produced chat show “The Outsiders” by citing that the show has no actual viewers. “I “film” the show every week in a colorbond shed in the backyard… Read More ›
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Energy Policy To Reduce Tony Abbott Emissions By 50%
Malcolm Turnbull has released his long awaited energy policy, which aims to reduce hostile emissions from Tony Abbott by an average of 50% per year by the end of 2030. “This contains everything I like in a policy, which is… Read More ›
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