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What This Nation Needs Is A Wild Eyed Loon: The (un)Australian Endorses Bob Katter For PM
These are uncertain times. Australia’s voters have expressed concern that Malcolm Turnbull is waiting till after the election to rip off a mask to reveal that he is really Tony Abbott, and even more concerned that after the election Bill… Read More ›
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ScoMo Announces Turn Poor People Upside Down And Shake Them Budget Policy
Under a Coalition government, Australia will save $2.3 billion per annum by employing very strong tall people to turn all welfare recipients upside down and shaking the loose change out of their pockets, announced Treasurer Scott Morrison. “We’ve discovered a… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Looking Forward To Playing Apprentice Tricks On New MPs
Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to playing lots of tricks on apprentice members of parliament during their first day on the job after taking a slight lead in the polls. “I can’t wait to send one of the new guys… Read More ›
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England Exits FIFA In Hope Of Finding Team They Can Beat
The English FA has voted to pull out of FIFA in the hope of finding slightly easier opponents after being eliminated from the Euro 2016 championships by world football powerhouse Iceland. “Even though Iceland could only manage to get nine… Read More ›
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Britain To Make New Series Of ‘On The Buses’ As It Returns To 1973
The British television industry has responded to the Brexit vote by commissioning a new series of sitcom favourite On The Buses, last made in 1973 — the year Britain entered the Common Market. “Brussels banned production of the show about cheeky bus… Read More ›
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Stripper Accidentally Visits Labor Party Meeting
An exotic dancer has confessed that she once entered a Labor Party branch meeting but turned around and left once she realised what was going on. “I was booked to do a bloke’s fiftieth birthday party but turned up at… Read More ›
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