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• Kidnapping Department Now Most Profitable Department Of Channel Nine

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/04/2016 • ( 2 )

  

  Following a poor summer of test cricket and declining ratings for renovation based reality shows Channel Nine has announced that its kidnapping department is the only sector of the company that has turned a profit in 2106. “The only thing… Read More ›

• Great Barrier Reef Downgraded To Crappy Barrier Reef

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Great Barrier Reef has officially been re-named the Crappy Barrier Reef after the worst coral bleaching event on record has left the formerly colourful natural wonder looking whiter than the cast of Home and Away. “This is going to be… Read More ›

• A-League Clubs To Be Allowed Two Marquee Hooligans

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Teams in Australia’s football A-League will each be allowed to import two high profile marquee hooligans from next season in a bid to improve the quality of crowd violence. “While we have many high quality home grown hooligans in this… Read More ›

• The (un) Australian Goes Live And Libellous!

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Tuesday May 3rd. 7:45 pm Thatcher Cider Lounge, The Factory Theatre 105 Victoria Road,  Marrickville.  Tickets now on sale Come one, come all to bear witness to the greatest comedy event since George Brandis tried to explain metadata. After nearly two… Read More ›

• We Celebrate April Fools On Wrong Day Says Historian

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  We’ve all been had by the date of April Fool’s Day, according to a leading British historian who claims that we should be playing our practical jokes on the 1st of May, not the 1st of April. “When the modern… Read More ›

• How To Own Five Houses Before the Age of 25 Without Being A Psychopath

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

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