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Anti Asylum Seeker Movie More Upbeat Than Most Other Australian Films
The Journey, a movie commissioned by the Australian immigration department to deter potential asylum seekers, has been enthusiastically praised by critics for being much more positive and entertaining than every other Australian movie released in the past twenty years. “Despite… Read More ›
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Trump Somehow Still Alive After Being Destroyed By Internet
Presidential candidate Donald Trump is reportedly still alive and well despite suffering over a million claims by something called the ‘Internet’ that it had once and for all destroyed him. “Donald is in tip top shape and will tell you… Read More ›
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Jamie Oliver Demands Breast Feeding At All School Lunches
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has started a campaign to ensure that all UK schools provide breast feeding as part of their lunch program. “As well as fruit and veggies it should also be compulsory for every meal to contain a… Read More ›
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Fracking Company Executive Arrested For Chaining Himself to Lentil Pot
A protesting executive from a coal seam gas exploration company has become the first person arrested under updated anti protesting laws in New South Wales after chaining himself to a lentil pot at the headquarters of anti-fracking organisation Lock The… Read More ›
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Warne Foundation Reaches Goal Of Providing Mobile Phones For Every Hot Babe
Shane Warne has announced that his personal charity The Shane Warne Foundation will be wound down after achieving its stated aim that no hot babe will be without a mobile phone by the year 2020. “It’s a cause very close… Read More ›
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World Records Highest February Levels Of People Saying “How About This Heat”
The world is facing a climate emergency after figures released by security listening agency Echelon revealed that in February people used the phrase “How about this heat” a record 1.5% times above the average. “Our scanning of intercepted phone conversations,… Read More ›
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