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Liberal Backbencher Stunned To Learn Peta Credlin Is A Woman
A Liberal backbencher has told The (un) Australian, “off the record” that they were stunned to learn that the former Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister, Peta Credlin was a woman and not, as the name “Peta” indicated, a man…. Read More ›
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Government Introduces Kebab Shop Lockout Laws
Tubby late night diners have been angered by the introduction of new laws making it illegal to serve kebabs after 10pm in designated parts of Sydney. “In an effort to curb the city’s appalling binge obesity problem, kebabs will now only… Read More ›
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Cory Bernadi Only Person In Australia Who Knows What They Think Of Malcolm Turnbull’s Victory
South Australian senator Cory Bernadi’s offer to resign from the Liberal Party in protest has made him the first person in Australia to come to any kind of conclusion about what they think about Malcolm Turnbull’s rise to the position… Read More ›
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Turnbull Displays Head Of Tony Abbott On A Pike
In a bold break from tradition Australia’s new prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has put the severed head of his predecessor Tony Abbott on display atop of a large pole outside parliament house. “Generally in this country a defeated leader is… Read More ›
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Nation’s Satirists Take Long Overdue Holiday On Tropical Island
Australia’s exhausted satirical writers have jetted off for three well-earned weeks of vacation on a tropical island following the overthrow of Tony Abbott as prime minister. “The past two years have been non stop: Biting onions, winking when listening to… Read More ›
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Labor Voter No Longer Objects To Leadership Speculation
Labor Voter Evelyn Bannister today confirmed that she had reversed her position on mainstream media outlets eschewing policy discussion in order to focus on leadership matters. The announcement comes after Bannister retweeted some 27 articles in a six-day period, all of which… Read More ›
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