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Malcolm Turnbull Caught Working Phones For Galaxy Research
Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been accused of moonlighting for Galaxy Research, one of Australia’s biggest polling companies, according to unnamed Federal MPs. The MPs claimed that Mr Turnbull has been asking respondents who their preferred leader of the Liberal Party would… Read More ›
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Liberal MPs Consult Bill Shorten On Proper ‘Knifing A Leader’ Technique
A group of disgruntled Government back benchers has sought a meeting with opposition leader Bill Shorten to seek advice on what technique is best used to knife a sitting prime minister. A spokesperson for the group who requested anonymity, so… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Bumps Into Malcolm Turnbull At Prime Ministerial Chair Section Of Officeworks
Shoppers reported that Scott Morrison and Malcolm Turnbull both turned and made a hasty retreat from a Canberra branch of Officeworks after accidentally bumping into each other whilst browsing in the prime minister’s section of the store’s executive chairs department…. Read More ›
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Thanks To Friends, Clinically Depressed Lumberjack Is Still Okay
Canadian tree feller Mike Burgess used the occasion of international R U OK day to express gratitude for the support he received from his friends to help him through a recent bout of clinical depression. “I just didn’t seem to be getting… Read More ›
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Nation’s Tea Houses Brace Themselves For Mad Monday
Tea houses across Australia have been beefing up security and ordering in extra supplies to cope with Mad Monday, the day when football players from teams that missed the semi finals traditionally cut loose and indulge in excessive drinking of… Read More ›
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Shane Warne Working On New Mystery Embarrassment For Next Cricket Season
Cricketing legend Shane Warne has been hard at work in the nets and promises to have a new mystery embarrassment ready to bamboozle the public with in time for the first test of the summer. “I’m not going to reveal… Read More ›
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