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Success Of ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Inspires Reboot Of The ‘My Brilliant Career’ Franchise
The runaway success of George Miller’s groundbreaking update of the Mad Max franchise has led to the announcement that Gillian Armstrong’s 1979 crowd’pleaser My Brilliant Career will be re-imagined for a modern audience. “The last installment of the original series… Read More ›
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Earth Conducts Flyby Shooting Of Pluto To Show Other Planets Who’s Boss
The spacecraft New Horizons has riddled the surface of Pluto with bullets in an effort designed to keep some of the more ambitious planets of the solar system in line. “Sometimes a show of strength is needed to let everyone… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Switch Off Ozone Layer
A directive by the Abbott government banning the Clean Energy Finance Corporation (CEFC) from investing in existing wind technology will also now apply to the ozone layer. “It is our long term policy to abolish the Clean Energy Finance Corporation,”… Read More ›
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Massive Cloud Of Bong Smoke Shuts Bali Airport
Flights in and out of Denpasar are still delayed by a huge chuff of bong smoke that erupted out of Schapelle Corby’s house last week, stranding thousands of bogans on the Indonesian island. “Mate, it’s a disgrace. I’ve totally run… Read More ›
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Shane Watson – “I Have Photos Of The Cricket Selectors Dumping Body Of Dead Hooker.”
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were… Read More ›
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Turnbull Warns Against Overestimating Tony Abbott and Amplifying His Significance
Malcolm Turnbull has downplayed threats to the Liberal Party posed by Prime Minister Tony Abbott and warned against turning the office of Prime Minister and Cabinet into a “caricature”. In an address to the Deakin Institute last night, the Communications… Read More ›
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