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Joe Hockey Says Hackers Took Charge Of Federal Budget
Soon to be former Treasurer, Joe Hockey has made the extraordinary claim that professional computer hackers hacked into the federal budget and changed the details. A spokesperson for the Treasurer spoke to The (un)Australian about the Treasurer’s claims saying, “It… Read More ›
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International Awareness of Awareness Raisers Raising Awareness Day
It has been announced that Friday the 22nd of May will be the first annual International Awareness of Awareness Raisers Raising Awareness Day. The day was organised by Awareness Raisers International and the purpose is to raise awareness of all… Read More ›
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Brandis To Euthanise Johnny Depp’s Dogs And The Australian Arts Industry
Attorney-General George Brandis has today announced that film star Johnny Depp’s dogs will put down, alongside the Australian arts industry following Tuesday night’s budget which re-allocated arts funding to being allocated as per the Art’s Minister’s own discretion. The… Read More ›
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Kyle And Jackie O Sink To New Lows
Sydney radio station KIIS FM denies it broke decency standards by allowing Nationals’ leader Barnaby Joyce on air this morning and says it will “fully co-operate” with the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) investigation. In a week in which… Read More ›
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Two Johnny Depps Brought Into Country By Hollywood Producer To Be Euthanised
The Department of Agriculture has confirmed that two Johnny Depps that were imported into the country in contravention of Australian quarantine laws will have to be put down. “Unfortunately our strict quarantine laws do state that any Johnny Depps have… Read More ›
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Indonesia Protests Pistol And Boo Death Sentence
President Joko Widodo of Indonesia has called for Australia to stay the execution of Pistol and Boo, two dogs illegally smuggled into Australia by Hollywood A lister and international dog smuggler Johnny Depp. In a statement heard by The unAustralian yesterday… Read More ›
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