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Bidding War Erupts As Horse That Bucked Tracy Grimshaw Signs With Max Markson
Celebrity agent Max Markson, whose client list reads like a who’s who of fifteen-minutes-of-famers, has just signed exclusive representation rights for the horse who bucked Channel 9 host Tracy Grimshaw, adding him to his illustrious stable (pun intended). Already Channels… Read More ›
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Man Checking His Junk Email Inbox Finds 100s Of Emails From Sam Harris
A man who decided to check out his junk email inbox for the first time in months was surprised to discover he had received hundreds of emails from noted Atheist author Sam Harris. Norm Chompsky, a 32 year old admin… Read More ›
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“18 Year-Old Burqa Wearing Alcoholic Abortionists Public Enemy Number 1”: Fred Nile
Politician, selfie-enthusiast and beret wearer Fred Nile has declared this week that 18-year-old burqa wearing alcoholic abortionists are public enemy number one in the state of New South Wales and has called on the Government to legislate accordingly. Nile currently holds… Read More ›
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Christopher Pyne: “I don’t know what the problem is, Tony always asks that I wait in the car”
Christopher Pyne has come out in defence of Tony Abbott today following rumours the Prime Minister snubbed the partner of Australia’s ambassador to France Stephen Brady. The incident happened at the Paris airport on the Prime Ministers visit to France… Read More ›
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Kevin Andrews Horrified To Learn Yesterday Wasn’t The Christine Milne Roast
Federal Minister for Defence and hair dye advocate Kevin Andrews was horrified to learn that yesterday wasn’t the day of the Christine Milne roast. Milne had announced she was stepping down as Greens leaders, to which Andrews tweeted: “Does it really matter who will… Read More ›
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SBS Denies Plans For Bankers Boulevard. Mayor Claims SBS Crew Offered Diamonds And Furs
The makers of controversial poverty porn documentary Struggle Street have denied reports they planned a follow-up which could damage the reputation of people who actually matter. Mayor of Woollahra Cr Penny Goldmine who is on a mission to stop SBS… Read More ›
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