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Not Him, The Other One: Greens Elect New Leader
The Australian Greens have decided on a replacement following Christine Milne’s shock resignation this morning after three years in the top job. Both Adam Bandt and Richard Di Natale put their hats into the ring but like most people, The… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Miffed By Greens Leadership Snub
Former Wallabies coach, Andre Rieu accompanist, radio broadcaster and newly minted anti-coal seam gas opponent, Alan Jones has told colleagues that he is quite miffed and annoyed that he was not tapped on the shoulder to take over the leadership… Read More ›
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Economic Downturn Causes Rise In Beach Homelessness
The latest economic data has highlighted that middle Australia is doing it tougher than ever before. New figures have shown that in the wake of tanking commodity prices, thousands of Australians are in danger of having to sell their beach homes…. Read More ›
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Pippa Middleton’s Bum Visits Royal Baby
Pippa Middleton’s bum has paid a visit to its niece, the new royal baby born over the weekend to Will and Kate, in a move that has excited royal watchers who camped outside the hospital for weeks as they awaited… Read More ›
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Serial Domestic Abuser, Floyd Mayweather, Good At Punching
Floyd Mayweather has won a unanimous decision from the judges after Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao managed to last 12 rounds, in a stunning display of what a person with a history of viciously assaulting his ex-partners can do. Mayweather remains… Read More ›
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Australia Pledges To Send More Celebrities To Earthquake Torn Nepal
The Australian government has pledged to send to Nepal, which has been ravaged by an horrific earthquake that has left thousands dead and tens of thousands homeless, as many celebrities as Qantas Premium Economy can fly into the country. Already former Packed to… Read More ›
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