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Man Has Awesome Night Out After Rallying Past 1 AM
Ken Eccles, a 27 year old banker from Southport, Queensland, has had the best night of his life following his decision to continue staying out drinking despite being kicked out of Paddy McGuiness, an Irish themed Surfers Paradise bar, at… Read More ›
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Government To Recall Minister For Women Over Australia’s Appalling Domestic Violence Record
The Tony Abbott-led government has today announced that it will be recalling Australia’s minister for women over the country’s disturbing record that has seen two women, on average killed per week this year through domestic violence. The (un)Australian spoke to the PM about… Read More ›
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The (Un)Australian’s Tea Lady Sacked Over Derogatory Anzac Comments
The (un)Australian has this week parted ways with their tea lady Beryl Jenkins, after 86-year-old Beryl made derogatory comments to fellow employees about the Anzac biscuits she was forced to serve at The (un)Australian’s weekly staff meeting prior to Anzac… Read More ›
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Australians Boycott Bali Over Death Penalty Now Holidaying in Texas
The people of Australia have reacted angrily to the execution of two of its citizens by the Indonesian Government with calls to boycott popular tourist destination Bali and instead holiday in more compassionate destinations such as Saudi Arabia or Texas…. Read More ›
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Executions Lead To Immediate End Indonesia’s Heroin Problem
The overnight execution of eight heroin smugglers has caused Indonesia’s heroin problem to instantly disappear. “Up until yesterday this place was just crawling with junkies but now they’re all gone”, said ABC Jakarta reporter Helen Winthrop. “I give top marks… Read More ›
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People Who Didn’t Vote For Senator Leyonhjelm Question Why They Should Be Paying His Wages
Libertarian senator David Leyonhjelm’s statement that childless taxpayers shouldn’t be forced to subsidise childcare has provoked a response from the 90.5% of taxpayers who didn’t vote for him, asking why they should have to subsidise his wages. “I didn’t vote… Read More ›
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