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Kevin Andrews Dumped From Pub Trivia Team
The host of The Durham Castle Arms regular Tuesday quiz night says Defence Minister Kevin Andrews has been elbowed out of the once formidable Lego-haired Legends and is unlikely to play again. Leigh Sales has told The (un) Australian she… Read More ›
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Hillary Clinton Recognises 2016 Is Her Last Chance To Recover Bill’s Hidden Treasure
Hillary Clinton has unveiled a campaign focused on presenting the former first-lady as just a folksy, regular person, in a sure sign that Ms Clinton realises that this campaign will be her last chance to win the White House and… Read More ›
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Royal Commission Shocked To Find Entirely Abuse-Free Private School
The Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse has been rocked by allegations an exclusive boarding school operated for more than 100 years without physically or psychologically harming any of the children in its care. The name of the college… Read More ›
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Julie Bishop Upset Nobody Comments On Her Clothes
With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›
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Tourism QLD Unveils New Slogan
Tourism Queensland says its “Homomphobic One Day, Racist The Next” tagline developed by the state’s police will resonate with both Australian and international visitors, as well as with Queenslanders. Industry analysts agree it will resonate with Queenslanders and possibly West Australians but remain divided… Read More ›
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New Concussion Rules Threaten Future Of Competitive Chess
Coaches in the National Chess League are concerned that the introduction of laws designed to protect chess players from concussion are open to abuse and may signal the end of chess as we know it. “Heavy knocks to the head… Read More ›
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