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Distributors Given Internet Addresses of Both People Who Illegally Downloaded ‘Housos Vs Authority’
The distributors of the Australian movie Housos Vs Authority say they have no intention of pressing charges against the two people who downloaded the movie, but just wanted to ask them “why?” “Surely having to watch the movie is punishment… Read More ›
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Opinion: Rolling Stone Retraction Highlights The Real Victims of Rape; Accused Rapists
It’s 9.30 at night. The phone rings. A representative for Vernon Sanders, EVP of Comedy Programming at NBC is on the line. The company regrets to inform you that they’re pulling the plug on your comeback sitcom. They’ll be publishing… Read More ›
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Transfield Staff Told They Can Be Fired For Belonging To A Church That Doesn’t Worship Transfield
Transfield Services, the Australian company that run’s Australia’s offshore immigration detention centres has warned staff that they can be fired on the spot if they belong to a church that doesn’t worship Transfield Services. “Under our equality and diversity in… Read More ›
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Clive Palmer Blames Ice Epidemic On Delaying Titanic 2
Mining magnate, golf course owner and sometimes politician, Clive Palmer has today condemned the current ice epidemic sweeping through Australia and blamed it on causing delays with his company’s plans to rebuild the Titanic. Currently the drug ice is sweeping… Read More ›
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Couple Want Large Wedding To “Shove Their Love Down The Throats Of All Their Friends And Family”
A Sydney couple has made wedding arrangements for an estimated number of around 200 people to be in attendance as they ceremoniously shove their love down the throats of their friends and family. The wedding is to be held in… Read More ›
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Cynthia Lennon Back With John In Afterlife: Beatles Fans To Help Yoko Live Forever
Fans of the 1960s version of One Direction have called on scientists and religious leaders to help the woman blamed for the original “Zayn Malik Fiasco” to achieve immortality. Yoko Ono is alleged to have stolen John Lennon in 1968… Read More ›
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