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Queensland Warned Of Approaching Plague Of Politicians
The State of Queensland has been put on high alert today of an approaching plague of politicians seen gathering near the State’s newly opened borders. ”We ask all members of the public to go about their normal everyday lives but… Read More ›
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ScoMo Defends His Creepy Mate’s Right To Sledge Australia
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today defended his creepy mate, the member for Dawson’s right to sledge Australians on obscure extreme right-wing video casts. ”Australians have broad shoulders, as do I, so when it comes… Read More ›
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Gladys Says: ”Vote For Me Warringah, And The Streets Of Wagga Will Flow With Gold”
Former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised the people of Warringah that should they vote for her in the upcoming Federal election she will work around the clock to ensure that the streets of Wagga are paved with gold. ”The… Read More ›
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Voices Of Wagga Throw Their Support Behind Gladys’ Run For Warringah
Community action group Voices of Wagga have thrown their support behind former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s potential run for the seat of Warringah, located on Sydney’s North Shore. ”Go for it, Gladys! The people of Wagga are right behind you… Read More ›
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ScoMo Condemns Albo’s Lack Of Promo
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was sacked from marketing has condemned opposition leader Anthony Albanese for spending the weekend announcing policies as opposed to posing for photos at a car race. ”This weekend I had my photo taken decorating the… Read More ›
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Porter Tipped To Quit Politics To Spend More Time With His Blind Trust
The Morrison Government’s alleged member for Pearce Christian Porter is tipped to announce today that he is quitting politics to spend more time at home with his blind trust. ”It’s been a hard year for Christian what with his childhood… Read More ›
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