ScoMo Condemns Albo’s Lack Of Promo

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was sacked from marketing has condemned opposition leader Anthony Albanese for spending the weekend announcing policies as opposed to posing for photos at a car race.

”This weekend I had my photo taken decorating the house for Christmas and in a car at Mt Panorama, what did Albo do? Asked the Prime Minister. ”I’ll tell you what he did, he launched policies in a crowded room somewhere in Sydney.”

”Policies won’t get you on the cover of the Herald Sun or The Daily Telegraph.”

When asked if he seriously believed that having his photo taken trumped announcing policies, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Moving forward I will no longer be answering questions, instead I will appear at press conferences ready to pose for photographs.”

”In fact, I challenge Anthony Albanese to a pose off rather than a debate.”

”Let the people decide who they want to see pictured on the front of The Australian for the next 3 years not holding a hose.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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