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Barnaby: Nationals Agree To Net Zero Extra-Marital Affairs By 2050
Australia’s new Deputy Prime Minister and soon-to-be appointed Minister for Home Affairs has committed his party to net zero extra-marital affairs by the year 2050. ”Our children’s future is dependent on us getting this right,” said the Deputy PM. ”By… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells ScoMo To Make Him Minister For Home Affairs, Or He’ll Piss On The Carpet
Soon-to-be-appointed Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that Prime Minister ScoMo appoint him Minister of Home Affairs, or else he’ll piss on the floor of Parliament House. ”The PM needs to know that the Nationals will not back down,’… Read More ›
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Rural Australia Facing An Infestation Of Credlins, Murrays And Bolts
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
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Nationals Tell Farmers That They’ll Act On Mice Plague When It Starts To Effect The Mines
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Pleased With UK Photo Shoot That Coincided With The G7
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues how happy he was with the coverage of his recent UK photo shoot that also happened to coincide with the G7 summit. ”The PM was very pleased with the coverage that… Read More ›
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ScoMo Accuses The ABC Of Promoting QAnon With Their Show Q&A
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has accused the ABC of being supporters of the dangerous QAnon cult and promoting it through their show Q&A. ”The ABC likes to throw around accusations, well two can play at that… Read More ›
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