Barnaby: Nationals Agree To Net Zero Extra-Marital Affairs By 2050

Australia’s new Deputy Prime Minister and soon-to-be appointed Minister for Home Affairs has committed his party to net zero extra-marital affairs by the year 2050.

”Our children’s future is dependent on us getting this right,” said the Deputy PM. ”By 2050, I promise you that there will be no more extra-marital affairs…as long as we introduce polygamy.”

”I mean, who needs to cheat on a wife when you can have 10 of them?”

When asked if polygamy was official National Party policy, the deputy PM said: ”I am a family man, and when it comes to family – the more the merrier!”

”It might be a bit of a hard sell to ScoMo, but I’m sure I can fond a bible verse or two to back up my argument.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and press the flesh……I mean, how else am I going to find wife number three?”

Mark Williamson


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