Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues how happy he was with the coverage of his recent UK photo shoot that also happened to coincide with the G7 summit.
”The PM was very pleased with the coverage that he got whilst in Cornwall,” said a Government Insider. ”He got plenty of shots of him with BoJo, Biden and even Macron.”
”Scotty timed the trip well so as to be overseas whilst that kiddie was sick.”
When asked why the PM was more concerned with his image rather than the consequences of his actions, the Government Insider said: ”If he were here or indeed in the country I’m sure the PM would reject the premise of your question.”
”As PM he has a lot of things to be pictured with. You think he just rocks up to the footy, get his photo taken then leaves, if only.”
”The poor sap has to pretend that he’s actually interested in the game, if only we could do all this via green screen.”
”Hang on there’s an idea.”
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