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• ScoMo Spends The Morning Telling Colleagues That He Needs A Holiday From His Holiday

  By theunozblog on 18/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has returned after his latest holiday and spent the morning walking around the office telling everyone that he encounters that he needs another holiday to recover from his latest holiday. ”It sounds like the… Read More ›

• Joyce Tells ScoMo Lose The Bonk Ban And I’ll Take Care Of McCormack And Christensen

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Government back bencher and aspiring Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister if he were to lose the bonk ban, a rule prohibiting Ministers from having relationships with their staff, then he (Mr Joyce) would take… Read More ›

• Craig Kelly Appoints Himself Australia’s Minister For Science PM Does Not Dispute The Claim

  By theunozblog on 13/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Member for Hughes Craig Kelly has taken to the Facebook to announce that he has appointed himself Australia’s Minister for Science. In the week since posting the announcement Australia’s PM, Scotty from marketing has not disputed the claim. ”The… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup

  By theunozblog on 12/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on one of his frequent holidays. “There’s nothing sinister in simply doing… Read More ›

• Christensen Tells ScoMo Make Me The Ambassador To The Philippines And I’ll Drop The Trump Posts

  By theunozblog on 11/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s member for Manilla George Christensen has told his boss Scotty from marketing to make him Australia’s Ambassador to the Philippines and he will cease posting Trump themed conspiracy theories to social media. ”George and his colleague Craig Kelly… Read More ›

• Sky News Australia Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Storm The US Consulate

  By theunozblog on 08/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›