Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has returned after his latest holiday and spent the morning walking around the office telling everyone that he encounters that he needs another holiday to recover from his latest holiday.
”It sounds like the PM had a pretty full on week,” said a government insider. ”You should see the photos – well, you probably will over the next week or so.”
”Even though it was just a holiday with Jen and the girls, he did take along his personal photographer to take a few staged happy snaps.”
When asked what was on the agenda for the PM this week, now that he’s back from holidays, the government insider said: ”Well, today he’ll catch up with everyone, see what they got up to over the break, and then, you know, he might go and have a chat to the chaps at Sky News.”
”It will probably be an early finish – maybe knock off at 3 or 4 and swing by his favourite restaurant, Engadine Maccas, for dinner.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and summon Craig Kelly. The PM is very keen to have a catch up with him and see how he’s doing.”
Mark Williamson
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