Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked the media to please ease up on all the questions, especially those about his colleague Craig Kelly, as he’s still trying to get back into the swing of things after his most recent holiday.
“It’s good that the press is taking an interest in what I got up to during my holidays,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”However, when it comes to questions about what my colleagues are up, to or what President Trump did this week. I ask you all to just give me a few months to get back into the swing of things.”
“After all, it’s not like I set the Nation’s agenda!”
When asked why he was so hesitant to discuss his colleague Craig Kelly and his controversial social media posts, the PM said: ”Whilst I was on holiday I didn’t take along my phone, so I am a bit oblivious to what people are talking about on the Facebook or the old Instagram.”
”Are the Kardashians still popular? What about that wacky dude from Korea? Is he still kicking it Gangham-style?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long day – so I might head off work early. Is Maccas still doing an all-day breakfast?”
”Nevermind, I’ll call into Engadine Maccas on the way home.”
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