The Government’s member for Manilla George Christensen has told his boss Scotty from marketing to make him Australia’s Ambassador to the Philippines and he will cease posting Trump themed conspiracy theories to social media.
”George and his colleague Craig Kelly kind of have the PM over a barrel at the moment as the Government only has a two seat majority,” said a Government Insider. ”So they can do and post as they please.”
”To be fair to them the PM isn’t going to really come out strongly against anything Trump related as he does like the medal that the President gave him.”
When asked why as an election winning Prime Minister Scott Morrison was seemingly dictated to by his back bench, the Government Insider said: ”Scotty likes to keep everybody onside.”
”He’s also on holidays this week so he’s unlikely to be actually checking social media, except to see how many likes his latest photo has gotten.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, the member for Dawson has asked me to head on down to Rebel sport and a thousand ping pong balls to send over to the Manilla girls ping pong club. He’s the club’s number one ticket holder you know.”
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