Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result.
”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and protest the travesty of justice that is the American election result,” said a Spokesperson for Sky News. ”How dare the American people vote out President Trump, after all he has done for us.”
”He gave Paul Murray an interview you know.”
When asked why a low rating news station in Australia was so concerned with the American election, the Spokesperson said: ”Low rating? Low rating, you’ve got to be kidding me.”
”I’ll have you know that last year we had 10’s of viewers and we’re only just narrowly defeated by an antiques roadshow repeat otherwise we may have cracked the top 1,000 shows on pay TV.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a video doing the rounds on social media of a lady delivering a racist rant in a super market, I need to find her and offer her a show on our network.”
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