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Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Thanks Australian Government For The Tax Cuts
Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire owner of online ordering behemoth Amazon, has thanked the Australian Government for including income tax cuts in their 2020 budget. ”Great Government you have down there in Australia,” said Mr Bezos. ”Those income tax cuts will… Read More ›
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The UnOz’s Budget Winners And Losers
Winners The minority of Australians who still have a job and are therefore able to pay their taxes, will now be paying less tax. Pensioners – just kidding. Universities – psych! Pensioners, no joke, will be getting two extra one-off… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Moves The Budget Lock-Up To Engadine Maccas
The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas. ”We… Read More ›
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Budget Turmoil After Cormann Revealed To Have Been The One To Crunch The Numbers
The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers man’ Finance Minister Mathias Cormann. ”This is an absolute disaster, who knows how far out… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing To Send Trump A Pete Evans Light Machine To Aid His Recovery
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called celebrity chef Pete Evans to order one of his special light machines to send to American President Donald Trump to help aid his recovery from the Corona Virus. ”I am sure most… Read More ›
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Farmers Pitching New TV Show ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ To Help Solve Fruit Picker Shortage
Australia’s farmers facing a pandemic led shortage of fruit pickers have approached the TV networks to pitch the show, ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ with hopes that it will lead to an influx of fruit pickers. ”Desperate times mate, you know… Read More ›
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