The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas.
”We are in the middle of a pandemic so every precaution will be taken to ensure everybody’s safety,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”Therefore, I feel it is best that the budget lock-up be held in a place where I know the cleaning standards to be exceptionally high.”
”Trust me, when I tell you that the Engadine Maccas crew are the best in the business at cleaning up spills.”
When asked what Australians could expect to see in the budget, the Prime Minister said: ”There will be plenty of opportunities for those in the budget who have a go, to get a go.”
”The next few years in Australia will be crucial and I promise you that I will cross the country making announcements and having my photo taken in every possible way that makes me look like a tradie.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to test the cleaning staff so to speak.”
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