Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called celebrity chef Pete Evans to order one of his special light machines to send to American President Donald Trump to help aid his recovery from the Corona Virus.
”I am sure most Australians, well at least those that tune into Sky News, all 75 of us, would join me in wishing President Trump a speedy recovery,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”I have spared no expense in buying the President the best gift I could find and I will be sending it to him as soon as I can.”
”I want to assure the Australian public that while yes it did cost $15,000 to buy the light machine it won’t affect the budget as I took it from the ABC’s allocated funds.”
When asked why he would be sending the President a machine that has been discredited by the scientific community, the Prime Minister said: ”Pete Evans says it works scientists say it doesn’t, who are we going to believe?”
”Besides, what else could I get the President?”
”I was going to grab him some thoughts and prayers but Hillsong were charging too much for those.”
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