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Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
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Christensen Calls For Australia And The Philippines To Create A Travel Bubble
Australia’s member for Manilla George Christensen has called upon the Government, of which he is a part of, to consider lifting travel restrictions and opening up and creating a bubble between Australia and the Philippines. ”We need the Philippine’s economy… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Asks The Nation’s Ladies To Put Out Their Tea Towels In Honour Of His Retirement
Retiring shock jock Alan Jones has called upon Australia’s women to take a moment out of their usual day of housework to put out their tea towels in honour of his retirement. “I think you will find that no one… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Plans To Fly To Seattle To Make A Citizen’s Arrest Of Bill Gates
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Prime Minister allow flights out of Australia, so that he can fly to Seattle in the United States of America to make a citizen’s arrest of Microsoft founder Bill Gates…. Read More ›
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Bolt Demands All Australian Children Sit On Pell’s Lap And Apologise
Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
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With Borders Closed Hanson Goes From Kicking Foreigners To Attacking The Unemployed
Australia’s most prominent racist One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has moved on from kicking foreigners to attacking the unemployed following Australia’s decision to close it’s borders due to the Covid-19 crisis. “My political career hangs on me attacking somebody,” said… Read More ›
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