Bolt Demands All Australian Children Sit On Pell’s Lap And Apologise


Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise.

The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal Commission released the redacted pages of it’s report into Pell’s conduct.

”It’s time this nation started showing Cardinal Pell some respect,” said Andrew Bolt. ”I mean we vilified and jailed the man when all he wanted to do was reach out and touch the children.”

”Well instead of the Cardinal having to reach out I think it’s time that the children came to him.”

When asked if he’d actually read the Royal Commission’s report into the Cardinal, Andrew Bolt said: ”I have no need to, the Cardinal has assured me that he did nothing wrong, so why would I doubt him?”

”I mean he’s an educated elderly middle to upper class white man, hasn’t he been vilified enough?”

Mark Williamson


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2 replies

  1. Sorry Do not believe you are innocent. All I can’t do is withdraw all and any support to the Catholic church 😏


  2. Pell is getting too old to chase children, thoughtful of Bolt, let them come to him


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