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ScoMo Reveals Extra Budget Funding To Build More Toilets In And Around Engadine McDonald’s
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Returns To Library To Re-Borrow “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur”
With a full week of interviews ahead of her, One Nation’s chief conspiracy theorist Pauline Hanson has rushed to the Ipswich library to re-borrow her favourite reference book, “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur.” “I was caught on the hop… Read More ›
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We Won’t Let Psychopaths Get Control Of Guns Say Psychopaths Who Got Control Of Political Party
The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party. “Look we may be psychopaths… Read More ›
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Disgusted One Nation Voters Begin Exodus To The Shooters Party
Following the overnight revelation that One Nation has allegedly been soliciting funds from the NRA in exchange for altering Australia’s gun laws, the parties voters have taken to social media to express their disgust at the party with most saying… Read More ›
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Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers To Roll NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen wandering the halls of parliament telling colleagues that he is confident that he has the numbers to roll recently elected NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and take her job. “Peter is… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s NSW Election Predictions
With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
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