The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party.
“Look we may be psychopaths but we are not gun obsessed psychopaths,” said One Nation Puppet master James Ashby. “Sure we like guns but that’s not what drives us, we do all this for the money………and the power.”
“I mean we asked the NRA for $20 million dollars, we didn’t ask them for a glock or a sawn off shot gun did we?”
When asked whether his party had plans to change Australia’s gun laws Mr Ashby replied: “For a price. I’m kidding, I’m kidding but seriously what are you offering?”
Pauline Hanson could not be reached for comment as she was still off on sick leave.
Mark Williamson and Peter Green
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