The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party.
“Look we may be psychopaths but we are not gun obsessed psychopaths,” said One Nation Puppet master James Ashby. “Sure we like guns but that’s not what drives us, we do all this for the money………and the power.”
“I mean we asked the NRA for $20 million dollars, we didn’t ask them for a glock or a sawn off shot gun did we?”
When asked whether his party had plans to change Australia’s gun laws Mr Ashby replied: “For a price. I’m kidding, I’m kidding but seriously what are you offering?”
Pauline Hanson could not be reached for comment as she was still off on sick leave.
Mark Williamson and Peter Green
Twitter: @MWChatShow @Greeny_Peter
You can follow The (un)Australian on twitter or like us on facebook
Categories: Politics
Related Articles
-
Joyce Tells ScoMo Lose The Bonk Ban And I’ll Take Care Of McCormack And Christensen
-
Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
-
Christensen Tells ScoMo Make Me The Ambassador To The Philippines And I’ll Drop The Trump Posts
-
ScoMo Livid That National Cabinet Has Been Scheduled To Meet On Friday Cutting Short His Weekend
Leave a Reply